Magical Were Kitty Elizabeth-kun
LUCKY MERMAID MIRANDA-CHAN
Pink Ghost Jen-tan
HONEY HONEY HANNAH-CHAN
POCKET SHINIGAMI BECCA-CHAN
Sailor Kaizoku Kate-sama! *Flex* >.>
The product of being scared to death by a spider so you can’t sleep. First ever breakfast casserole.
So…my husband and I laying in bed, talking, and I of course don’t have my glasses on and I look towards the corner of the bedroom ceiling as we’re talking…and there was the biggest fucking spider I have ever seen in my life. So I freak the fuck out, scramble out of bed pointing at the ceiling as I’m running screaming and my husband is freaking out, yelling to get the vacuum to suck the thing up after me, hot on my heels as the dog is going crazy because it’s four and the morning and I’m wailing like I’m dying. And I’m screaming at him we can’t just suck it up in the vacuum if it’s got eight billion babies on it’s back!So I devise a long piece of paper that drops into a vase so we can see if it is one of those kind that hatch babies on its back ‘cause honestly if it was I was going to sleep in the car and we were going to have to just move. 15 minute battle later we have the thing in the vase…of course we have no bug cleaner…so…me being the lovely genius I am squired it with windex…and then dumped Mr. Clean on it….and….just for good measure…whipped vodka.
20 minutes later…and plastic wrap over the top the thing finally went into a death curl.
Now I can’t sleep. So I’m making breakfast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l78Vw1u-rqM This was basically us…
Now we’re laughing, but damn it.
Looked it up, it’s called a Fishing Spider, apparently harmless to humans but often mistake for a giant ass wolf spider, which I totally mistook it for. AHHHH!
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
The artwork is too great not to reblog.
BEST FRIEND: Mistress 9
GUARDIAN ANIMAL: Artemis
RIVAL: Taiki (are we forehead rivals? lol)
ENEMY: Black Lady
LOVER: Human Artemis (LOL, WAHT)
KILLED BY: Black Lady
BEST FRIEND: Queen Beryl
GUARDIAN ANIMAL: Luna
RIVAL: Amy (>.> )
ENEMY: Queen Beryl
KILLED BY: Mistress 9
This is my dog, Lily. My sister and I bought her, without my dads permission and brought her home as a puppy about a year ago. My dad hates her, but me & my 2 sisters love her to death. This dog helps me cope with my depression and shes always great company to my sisters and I. My dad describes her as “tolerable.” Today, after having this dog for over a year, my dad is saying she needs to go, while he is angry at us for bringing her home, she has become part of the family and we can’t get rid of her, it’s too painful. After begging my dad for a while, he was still stuck on getting rid of her. I mentioned tumblr as a final option, and surprisingly he agreed to it. If I can get 200,000 notes by the end of July, we can keep her. He thinks it’s impossible, but I have faith. I’ve seen tumblr do it before. Please guys help me, I love this dog more than myself. Please oh please :c
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS BETTER REBLOG THIS
REBLOG THIS SHIT NOW GUYS
I never reblog these, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t want my doge taken away. HELP THE DOGES.
Rebloogging again to help this person get notes.
Past the 200,000 mark, I’m good for blowing that number out of the water.