Random Rhapsody

-Who are you pretending to be?

-Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire.

Taking pictures of things in the backyard with the Camcorder! 

ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.

All Of My Love

batwhatever:

kittyhasawhip:

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All of the above?

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…can I see your receipt, Miss Kyle?

The problems of writing

clevergirlhelps:

  • Having a Beginning
  • Having an Ending
  • But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
  • HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
  • WHAT IS A PLOT
  • WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
  • WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

  • HOW DO I TITLE

FRIENDS

Oh. My. God. 

sailorfailures:

REMEMBER HOW I ALWAYS SAID TUXEDO MASK WAS A LOT LIKE BATMAN… WELL…

Well, well, Handsome. You can handle the fighting evil by moonlight, and I’ll win the love by daylight. <3     -Selina

confessionsofafloridateen:

colorguardenthusiast:

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"
"HURRGGH"

Can you imagine your instructor telling you what colors your going to need for the upcoming season? "Okay everybody, I need an easygoing fade from SWAMP CROTCH to OBVIOUS DICK JOKE. And then were gonna put MANBEEF on our cheekbones."

God bless

confessionsofafloridateen:

colorguardenthusiast:

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"

"HURRGGH"

Can you imagine your instructor telling you what colors your going to need for the upcoming season?
"Okay everybody, I need an easygoing fade from SWAMP CROTCH to OBVIOUS DICK JOKE. And then were gonna put MANBEEF on our cheekbones."

God bless