-Who are you pretending to be?
-Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire.
When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
REMEMBER HOW I ALWAYS SAID TUXEDO MASK WAS A LOT LIKE BATMAN… WELL…
Well, well, Handsome. You can handle the fighting evil by moonlight, and I’ll win the love by daylight. <3 -Selina
Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.
"What color is your eyeshadow?"
Can you imagine your instructor telling you what colors your going to need for the upcoming season?
"Okay everybody, I need an easygoing fade from SWAMP CROTCH to OBVIOUS DICK JOKE. And then were gonna put MANBEEF on our cheekbones."